Jennifer Lawrence Makes Great First Impressions
Zeus hates my guts, but I’m named after one of his sons
Athena doesn’t like me, but I’m dating her daughter
Dionysus forgets camper’s names. He knows mine.
Can’t shoot a bow and arrow to save his life. Killed Geryon with one arrow.
Nico said he’s the most powerful demigod. In front of Jason.
Zeus offered me immortality, but I turned it down because of a girl
And it was AWESOME! If you an ally carter fan,its a must read book. I love the way Macey and Hale just bump into each other, the way Macey envied Hale, and the way Kat get into the story. And the most of all……. the possibility Kat get into Gallagher girl academy. That would be fun having a full book about GG and Heist society. I hope its not just gonna be a ‘what if’. Cant wait for Perfect Scoundrels! 12 days more!!!
In Mourinho’s Words [via Champions Matchday]
- Michael Essien: “He’s so responsible, I’d let him take care of my kids.”
- Gonzalo Higuaín: “The least vain player on the squad. He’d come to training in pajamas if he could.”
- Cristiano Ronaldo: “[He] wasn’t born in Madeira. He was born on Mars and is not of this Earth. He’s therefore the best player in the universe.”
- Marcelo: “I didn’t used to like him, but now I’m in love with him.”
- Ángel di María: “Never stops running. I have to tell him to stop when his legs hurt.”
Granero: Happy to see @12MarceloV on the pitch again. Crack!
Marcelo: Thank you piratousky! Who would imagine we would love each other so much bro? You with your rock and me with my hiphop hahahahaha it’s like we’ve known each other for 10 years. I am proud to be your friend, “brother.” @egranero11
Oscar Snubs 2013 - The Dark Knight Rises
Christopher Nolan is the director the Oscars deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So they’ll snub him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not an Oscar baiting hack. He’s a silent visionary. A Watchful Director. A Dark Knight.
1,801 plays“I Dreamed A Dream” - an ode to Real Madrid’s season
There was a time when fate was kind
when we won consecutive games
and by large marginsThere was a time when we led La Liga
left Barca in dust
and the world was exciting
there was a time that it all went wrong…i dreamed a dream of time gone by
when hope was high
and games worth watchingi dreamed that pitches were too dry
too dry for xavi to win matchesthen we were young and unafraid
and cups were won and thrown under buses
new stats and records to be made
and the clasicos didn’t end in lossesbut the new season begins
and new injuries plagued our defense
and we lose game after game
as they turn our dreams to shaaaaaaaaameOur players spend the games asleep
and Marca churns out endless wankage
Mou hates us all; Cris wants to leave
and fucking Atletico is beating us?????And still I dream of victories
And that we’ll end the season with glory
But there are dreams that cannot be
and these points can’t be recoveredI had a dream this season would be
So different than this hell i’m living
So different now than how it seemed
At least…we still have Champion’s League………………..?YOU ARE MY QUEEN OGM YH GOF
